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Which churches give away free stuff like a toaster or a set of coffee mugs when you’re baptized?
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14 Responses
  1. Jonny Dangerously says:
    June 30, 2010 at 20:39

    I hear the Mormons give away magical panties.

  2. kinetochore says:
    June 30, 2010 at 20:56

    The Lutheran church, my ex-church borrows every Saturday, has coffee mugs for any of its members that wish to have one. Maybe not the same thing.

  3. Shock the world! says:
    June 30, 2010 at 21:17

    do they? I was not aware

  4. mirror twin says:
    June 30, 2010 at 21:48

    None that I know of.
    Do they still even HAVE toasters?

  5. Jeff Spicoli says:
    June 30, 2010 at 22:08

    If you join Landover Baptist Church, you get a free Playstation.

  6. David says:
    June 30, 2010 at 23:04

    you get gifts when you get confirmed in the catholic church.

    God Bless,
    David

  7. CARAMEL LOVE says:
    June 30, 2010 at 23:36

    Any of them do except the Jehobas… they just give you a lot of riff raff and headaches. Any church that gives away toasters as a treat for getting baptized, you have to wonder about how true they are to God’s word, eh?

  8. SpaceBoy says:
    June 30, 2010 at 23:57

    LOL you’re so cheap

  9. Footprints in the Sand says:
    July 1, 2010 at 00:33

    Don’t churches in Texas give away guns?

    Pretty sure they do…..it would explain a lot…..

  10. Confused says:
    July 1, 2010 at 00:47

    Commit your soul to god and GET A FREE TOASTER! FOR THE FIRST 50 GUESTS ONLY WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!

  11. Lonzo says:
    July 1, 2010 at 00:55

    Yeah. In the south U get a bottle of shine and a box of 12Ga shot gun sheels.

  12. Phil says:
    July 1, 2010 at 01:08

    I believe that’s the Church of the First National Bank, for people who worship money instead of God. They don’t baptize you either; they just pay .45% interest on money that they’re loaning out at anywhere from 6% to 10% interest. You could get a better return on your money by investing in the stock market…..oh wait, no you can’t…anymore. Some banks fouled that up too.

    Find a church that doesn’t hand out toasters or coffee mugs and store up treasure in heaven instead. If we take any lesson away from the banking crisis, it should be that the material things of this world are all passing, and we should be concentrating on the next life.

  13. sugarbee says:
    July 1, 2010 at 01:31

    LOL! I wouldn’t be surprised if that actually happened.

  14. Ithina APJ PHAA AAM PVT ILP says:
    July 1, 2010 at 01:58

    Mine gives away free tea, hugs, and food after we’re sprinkled with water?

    And this happens every week.. not just the one time you’re baptized per church.

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